My Old Converse

Was I to naive to expect something?

- I have to fix that problem.
- I smoke when nobody's around.
- I've begun to drink my coffee black and sweet.
- I've gotten used to drinking by myself.
- I am naive. I've always been.
- I'm high maintenance.
- I like my tea with milk.
- I prefer ales to lagers.
- "You're easy to kiss."
- I'm starting to enjoy my solitude again.
- I paste pictures of people having sex on my journal to express how I feel.
- I've kept a journal for ten years.
- I keep my poetry apart from my journal.
- I've been published twice.
- I've been drinking too much water lately.
- My back has been hurting more than usual.
- My sight goes blurry sometimes.
- "Don't make me..."
- I cant sleep for more than two hours at a time.
- Sometimes I cant go to sleep before 3 am.
- I dream something different everytime I get to sleep, but I can remember at least one.
- I have poor vocabulary.
- I need to get laid.
- "You have nice teeth."
- I hate to shave.
- I cant get enough.
- I steal paper towels from restrooms to write on them (I have hundreds.)
- I hate losing pens.
- I'm starting to develope an argentine accent. (God help me!)
- "Don't stop talking."
- I prefer a mountain range than the beach. A pine tree to a palm tree. Whiskey to a beer.
- I'm alone and dont feel that bad.
- I've changed.
- I'm changing still.
- "These trees smell like cum."
- I'm leaving.
- I'm not coming back.
- I've never cum.
- I'm a compulsive writer, almost pathologically.
- I'm starting to feel closer to thirty now.
- I always wear all-stars.
- I'm starting to "feel."
- I dont feel part of the scenery anymore.
- "We've got body over here!"
- I dont want to be buried when I die.
- I want a tatoo.
- I've never kissed a girl with a tongue piercing.
- I'd like to.
- I hate wearing ties.
- Today I drank half a gallon of Coke... at lunch!!!
- I hate paperwork.
- I love exhumations.
- I've lost all the romantic beliefs I've had about death.
- The smell of rotting corpses makes me hungry.
- My favorite part of the human skeleton is the back bone.
- My favorite part of the womans body is the waist; and the small of her back.
- Cute face; developed intelligence; good body. In that order.
- I used to draw.
- I've been lost.
- I've been found.
- "Pinky swear, twice."
- Love's will is broken in me.
- I bite my nails constantly, not only when I'm nervous.
- I love my job when It's not confined to the office.
- I like to crack my back.
- I've been wrong.
- I wish I had jet black hair.
- I've been right.
- I've only been on top of one water tower.
- Each of my three guitars has a different name.
- I'm not afraid of heights but I get vertigo.
- "Tell me about yourself."
- I work with dead bodies. Live ones give me the creeps
- I like Irish girls.
- Sometimes I really believe I'm crazy.
- Sometimes I am.
- Sometimes I'm not.
- Sometimes I wish...



I'm still here.